i love how gatorade doesn’t actually ever get referred to by it’s actual flavors
"the other blue one"
never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping
i’m very sorry for making you aware of your own blinking at this moment
my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me
i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.